~Name Your Show~

Inquiring minds aka me want to know..??

~For The Love of a Good Dickie~

Seriously Cousin Eddie, where did you get that fabulous dickie? I am utterly jealous of how it makes your neck look so slim *chuckles*.

Did you notice how you can clearly see the black square under the white sweater? I am fashion savvy so you know I did *shrieks* at the catastrophe of bad dickie placement.

I loved National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation it is like a right of passage for the holidays. With that said. I am going to list a few of my favorite memories of “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”.

1.

Let’s GREASE this thing.

You have to know that if you grease a metal saucer, bad things are going to happen *smiles*.

Oh Shitttttttttt….!!

Somebody out there needs to make this stuff. Yo scientists! Forget about curing cancer… THIS is what society demands! Sled Lube *giggles*.

2.

Wearing nothing but a short bathrobe, Cousin Eddie stands outside early one winter morning with a cigar in his mouth and a beer in one hand while he empties out the “shitter” from his R/V into a nearby storm sewer. Clark’s neighbor Todd steps outside for his morning jog, but when he sees Eddie raise his beer up in the air and shout, “Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!” *this was classic*.

3.

“Snots”

Gotta love the so-called pride and joy of cousin Eddie’s family is a dog called “Snots” – named because of a sinus condition that appears to cause the dog to leak mucus all over its face. This dog was a riot, it made crazy noises while yakking on a bone. Everyone needs a pet like “Snots” *nods*.

4.

Drink Up Clark!

Everyone needs moose mugs, I can only imagine how good holiday booze tastes in one of these, “Chants” Moose Mugs, Moose Mugs, Moose Mugs. They are the bomb!

Get yours Today! Moose Mugs!

5.

Squirrel!

It’s the look of ultimate fear overcoming the old man’s face combined with his scream of “SQUIRREL!” that easily makes this one of the greatest moments in the movie *chuckles*.

6.

Loved the houselights and everything that leads up to the lighting of them, the ONLY gripe I have is, Clark, you realy should of used colored lights *sighs*.

7.

Absolutely LOVED Todd and Margo the yuppy neighbors, it seems no matter what Clark does, it always somehow results in making Todd and Margo’s life a living hell which is drop dead funny.

8.

The End!

What were your favorite parts?

 

Sidenote:

Did you know this kid NEVER said ONE word…..??

~Get Your Popcorn~

Well 2 years later and Hunger Games is back and I must say it’s back with a vengeance! This movie is a must see, I won’t give any spoilers, but if you have read the books, the 3rd movie (part one) won’t disappoint. If you haven’t I recommend you watch the first two movies before viewing this one, or you will be lost. It will make you cry, it will make you giggle and it will leave you wanting to see what happens next which thankfully is not going to be another 2 years, it will be in the  *Fall 2015*. It was also great to see a preview of  “Insurgent”.  Coming March 20, 2015.

Sidenote: Philip Seymour Hoffman your memory lives on! (Pluarch Heavensbee)

~Oh, Boo Ouija~

Let me state this movie is PG 13 and I was indeed surrounded by parents and their 10 plus something kids. Not one person/child screamed if that tell’s you anything? I mean scary would be some little kid crying and insisting “Pleaeeeeeese take me home Mom” Right?  Didn’t happen *shrugs*. Not even any shrieks.

While there was some startling moments, the movie was not scary and the story line was actually kind of lame, okay really lame. I would have to give this film a big old F.  Definitely wait for this to come out on video. (Red box even) *totally disappointed*.

I mean it’s the Ouija board, this movie should of had me so scared that I wanted to chain and bury my Ouija  in the backyard for no one to ever find, I should of known, the moment I saw it was PG 13 that is was going to be dumb, but one can hope *sighs*.

“The Best Of Me” review coming soon!