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About Me

Hi, I’m Lisa.

I am a vivacious blonde with a zest for life. I am an absolute fly by the seat of my pants type of girl. I rarely plan anything and I like that about myself. I always try to see the glass half full but seriously if I start talking about unicorns and rainbows, check my meds. LoL.ย I’m am also the kind of girl who likes breakfast for dinner, rarely crosses the street in a cross walk, talks too much and stays up too late. I’m an awful cook, but I’m learning, ย I have not ran with scissors, but I would. I am ADHD and a GEMINI, is that even legal? ย I love Grumpy Cat, silly quotes and images, What can I say, I’m easily amused. There really isn’t much I don’t like besides snakes, shitty drivers, mean people and elevator music.

I am sometimes snarky…~!!
And yes that is a word, I googled it, giggles.

A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude….~!!

I love music, movies, writing, reading and chatting. I love to laugh and travel, my kids are my life, they come before anything, everything and everyone and always will, but that does not mean I do not take time for myself. I appreciate the finer things in life, good wine, good friends, GREAT purses and oh yeah shoes….*smiles*…~!!

I’m easily distracted…”oh look something shiny”…=)


26 responses to “About Me

  1. morenafresca says:

    Hey there! You’ve got some really interesting topics on here:) Thanks for stopping by and liking my post “neons and nature” on morenafresca.wordpress.com. Come back and check out updates coming soon!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sounds Like we could get along like a house on fire! Thanks for liking my post babe. Looking forward to reading more of your blog.


  3. ccchanel41 says:

    awesome intro page ๐Ÿ˜‰


  4. R. G. Tamaki says:

    I love your asides ๐Ÿ™‚ Awesome blog!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Don Berlyn says:

    Thank you for checking out my blog, flaghypno.wordpress.com. I love the snark! Thank you explaining the “OUIJA” board. Now I am scared. Your piece on Halloween costumes is so right about the lack of originality. It did remind me of the time I went as a ballerina. I borrowed the leotard from a friend and had a tutu. I drank a lot of beer and it turns out that the leotard had no snaps in the crotch. Getting naked just to drain the beer turned me into a (not very good) gymnast. Why would someone make something where you have to get naked just to pee? Thanks again, Love your blog.


  6. Hi! Thank you very much for following my blog ๐Ÿ™‚ I love how you describe yourself here and that you’re a glass half full person. It’s always exciting and super fun to be around a Gemini ๐Ÿ˜€


  7. I love how you describe yourself, mostly because I love snarky people and I love that you rarely plan anything. Love your stories on here, pretty interesting stuff you got there ๐Ÿ˜‰ and you’re pretty funny too. People that can make you laugh or even smile are the best. Looking forward to reading more. ๐Ÿ˜€


  8. It was the title of your blog that made me start following…seriously, is there anything better ๐Ÿ™‚
    Thanks for the follow!!


  9. Hev says:

    Loving your blog so I thought I would give you one more award to add to your ever growing list ๐Ÿ™‚
    Go check it out on my post;


  10. Mark says:

    Hi Lisa, thanks for following my blog. I got a very large post going out tomorrow morning it may be something you may enjoy going by what you wrote in your About page and from the looks of your photo (easy going & carefree). I hope that wasn’t rude of me, if so I apologize.



  11. Really love this – came across you via http://nocrybabies.net/ and she was right – you are funny!

    Keep up the blogging will definitely be following


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  12. I have only been familiar to the blogging thing for a few days but I must say yours is the first I have come across that has made me literally LOL I love people who can find humor in anything so now I have not only stalked you here but have migrated over to your Twitter as well :))

    Liked by 1 person

    • ~Lisa~ says:

      Yeah I have deleted some blogs. I had one up the other day on my first experience seeing a cock and handjob, my mother was not amused. It had a funny ending, sighs. I have been on here hmm 2 months maybe..? Its a great outlet, sometimes I write serious, like just a few minutes ago, but usually its about my crazy insane life.


  13. charlypriest says:

    Snarky- sarcastic and cynic, well we got that in common. And youยดre full of life woman!


  14. petrel41 says:

    Congratulations, dear Lisa!

    I have nominated your blog for a new award, the Real Neat Blog award.

    More about this nomination is at


    Liked by 1 person

  15. Hi Lisa! Thanks for the follow. ๐Ÿ™‚ Love your attitude. “rarely crosses the street in a cross walk”. Cross walks are for people who can’t dodge traffic! And I say that only partly with tongue-in-cheek. ๐Ÿ™‚


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