Where's My Xanax?

~Oh Hell No~

Where the hell is Lisa…??

Seems like not to long ago. I was separated/single, blogging about my ex. Cynical, comical, outrageous even. Now I find myself wanting to bake, leave notes on the mirror and attend to a man. What the hell has happened to me? OMG, did I fall in love…*shrieks*..~!!


To be Continued………….~!!


~Rock and Roll, Baby~

I find myself in a hotel again this morning, drinking cold coffee sitting by the pool, watching normal people with normal lives. I kind of remember having one (a normal life that is). But then I started dating a rock star. Now my life is weekend gigs, snack bars, sex, drugs and rock and roll. Okay, Okay this is 2015, no one does drugs anymore and pssh. I think I drink more than the entire band put together *sighs*. Kind of disappointing.


But yeah I traded a job for killer guitar riffs, rockin vocals, mind blowing drums solos, late nights, crazy schedules and loud music, “Huh” I can’t hear you. I may already have some hearing loss.


Nahh, Just kidding. I can still hear you, sadly, lol.

Their are some major bonuses. I get to wear some great outfits, see some great bands, attend meet and greets and yeah dance all night long. But my new bedtime is like 2am, thats after a show, a snack, and washing off 3lbs of makeup. Only to be awaken in the am by the housekeeping because I once again forgot to leave the do not disturb sign up *grrrrr*.


Knock, Knock, Housekeeping!

There is a down side, really there is.

1. You have to watch tons of other women oogle and google your man. *chuckles*.

2. You will no longer know what sleep is, as you will sleep very little and at late hours.

3. You eat out at least 2 meals a day and damn its hard to find good food choices. (especially at indian reservations). So a guaranteed 5lbs you will gain (ugh) *shrieks*

Looks at my waist line, or lack of it and just sighs.

But yeah Rock and Roll Baby, packs quickly for the next gig.

Keep Rockin…~!!

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~This Life, My Life~


I saw this today while looking for graphics for my upcoming blog, humorous of course. But this really got me thinking. I know look out. Lisa’s thinking *chuckles*.

But how many times in life, do teachers, parents, friends, hell even songs tell you what to do, how to do it, what to say, what to be. I mean what happened to individuality and growing up to be what WE choose.

We’re supposed to figure this one out on our own. Really we are!!

Do you ever wonder, when do we really become all we were meant too be. Are we destined to be one way? Or is it a never ending process? Does society make us decide which path to follow? How to live?

Will I be all I’m supposed to at 50, 60, 80? Or is this my life, this moment, this day, this hour, this minute. Is this all I am. A mom, a friend, a lover, an ex, a new love, a writer, a dreamer. I hear all the time we can be whatever we want to be. But can we? That’s NOT reality usually based on circumstance and finances even, Right?

I know I have made some life for myself. I have taken the wrong path so many times I’ve lost count. I have had people pick me up, brush me off more times than I can remember. I have played the same old song over and over again to help me through something, anything. I look for inspiration in quotes, writing, books, people and than in the end, MYSELF.

I am on a path, a new path in fact. Self awareness is ever changing for me. I strive to be a better person tomorrow that I am today. I strive to be a better mother, lover, friend, mate, hell even a better ex wife. (Puts the cyanide away til tomorrow) just kidding.

I realize everyone has an opinion on things I’ve done, said, will do. But hey, what is right or wrong for you, may not be right wrong for me. So yeah, Live YOUR life. Make mistakes, laugh a lot, cry often it’s so good for cleansing the soul. Don’t be afraid to be all you can or can’t be. Because in the end, your life is really choices you make, made and lessons learned.

Keep on being YOU…~!!

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~Marvel Moment~

Inquiring minds aka me want’s to know.

Whose outfit would you choose and Why….??




~Name Your Show~


Inquiring minds aka me want to know..??





Need I remind people my blogs are ADULT ORIENTED. My mind wanders. I am curious about everything. I have an opinion. I blog about what I ponder, my past, and anything else that I want. If you don’t like my posts, don’t read, don’t follow. I will not be upset. Really I won’t but I will not explain myself for writing what I want to write about. This is MY blog….~!!


~Teddy, Your Going To Be (_____) Today~


Did you know?

Teddy bears are made with a neutral facial expression 
So that children can project their own emotions unto them.

What is your bears expression going to be?


~Happy Halloween~

Roses are RED.


Violets are BLUE.


Scary Clowns and Creepy Dolls are Coming for YOU.


May you survive HALLOWEEN.


With a piece of candy or TWO.

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But don’t forget to check over your SHOULDER.

pug halloween

Because Michael and Jason could be right behind YOU.




Hope everyone has a Spooktacular Halloween, filled with tricks, treats, ghosts, goblins and good times!


~Happy, Happy, Happy~

exericise happy

Do you find it harder to stay positive in a negative world?

It seem’s like you can’t turn on the TV or read the news now a days without seeing something awful. Ebola, Murder, Rape, Poverty.

Life seems to truly be rough and awful for some and while I don’t buy into the entire hype you are what you think. Example, the book “The Secret”. “Think” and “Say” you have a million dollars and wholla, you do. Personally I think that is just a bunch of BS to help sell the book. If you want a million dollars, marry a millionaire, be born into a trust fund family or work your ass off!

However, I do believe our thoughts go a long way. I believe if we tell ourselves we can’t lose 10lbs, we wont. I believe if we tell ourselves were never going to find true love, we won’t. We will find the negative in the little things they do and sabotage it from the get go. We need to think happy, we need to be optimistic even when we don’t want to, we need to trick our mind. Even if your saying sometimes, “I can, I will, I’m happy, our actual thoughts are not thinking that. We need to re train our brains to think happy, be happy. Life can be simple, really it can.

I am going through a divorce, I have been heartbroken, broke, no job and I still wake up every day and realize I have so much to be happy about and thankful for. I am healthy, I have 3 amazing kids, I have family and friends who love me, I am lovable, so yeah someday when I am ready I will find Mr. Right. (my version of course) I have a roof over my head and food on my table and Xanax, har har har.

Am I drinking my favorite coffee, No. Am I eating exquisite meals, No? Am I going on vacations, No? Am I wearing designer clothes and walking around with designer hand bags, No? But guess what, I do walk around with a smile on my face and love in my heart and that to me trumps all that other stuff. Happiness is a choice, even in shitty situations.

So, wake up tomorrow, smile and say “I am going to be awesome today”. I am going to do GREAT things, be kind to others as it really will make you feel good about yourself and if things go all wrong, guess what. Tomorrow is a new day, a day to try all over again so really, don’t fret!

Here are a few other things that may help:

Believe in Yourself

Successful people start with a deep inner self-belief. It has been shown that self-belief is more important than intelligence, education or connections in terms of life-long achievement. The important starting point is your conviction that you are capable of significant achievement or that you have something special to contribute.

Set Clear Goals

If you have no destination then your journey is haphazard. If you write down ambitious but achievable goals, then you are already on the road to accomplishing them.

Take Ownership and Responsibility for Your Life

Don’t be a victim. Don’t blame others or circumstances. You are the captain of the boat and you decide where it goes and what happens. If you are unhappy with an aspect of your life, then form a plan to change it and take action.

Talk to Yourself

Become your own motivator by telling yourself positive things. For example: at the start of the day you might say to yourself, “I am going to do really well today.” Or, “I am going to make real progress towards my goals.” When things go wrong or you falter, don’t make excuses—say something like, “That was my fault, but I can learn from that setback.”

Eliminate the Negative

Use positive self-talk to overcome the doubts and negative thoughts that creep into your mind. Deliberately eliminate worries about difficulties and obstacles by taking a positive attitude, “I can overcome this challenge.” You do not ignore problems—you face up to them with a constructive and optimistic attitude.

Associate with Positive People

Among your friends, relatives, and associates there are probably some upbeat, positive, optimistic, dynamic people and some downbeat, negative, pessimistic or cynical people. Think about them for a moment and select examples of each. You should spend more time with the positive people and less time with the negative people. The optimists will inspire and encourage you, while the pessimists will feed your doubts and make you depressed.

Count Your Blessings

We tend to take all the good things in our lives for granted and focus on our failings and needs instead.

Find the Silver Lining

Learn to look for the opportunities in every situation that comes along. Every change brings good as well as bad, opportunities as well as threats. The people who do well in life are the ones who use setbacks as springboards for new successes.

Relax and Enjoy Life More

Lighten up a little. If you can laugh at things then you can cope with them more easily.  Don’t try to do everything at once. Don’t become overburdened with work. Deliberately give yourself little treats and do things that make you smile. Laughter is the best medicine—and the cheapest—so try to keep a balance between work, exercise, relationships and play.

Fake It.

If all else fails then fake it.  If you are really worried, nervous, or doubtful, then pretend that you are confident and self-assured. Acting the role helps you develop the attitudes and behaviors that go with the part. You can fool the audience, and more importantly, you can fool your brain—you will start to be the confident, positive person that you are acting!



~Why The Fuck?~


Someone just told me I should get “Snap chat”. Before I go any further let me tell you what it is, for anyone who doesn’t know.

Snapchat is a photo messaging application. Users can take photos, record videos, add text and drawings, and send them to a controlled list of recipients.

Why in the hell would I want to do that? So I can take 2001 duck face seflies? Hello, I can do that on facebook or with my iphone?

Seriously, I am 44. I can’t keep up with blogging, Facebook, twitter, life, kids, pets AND apparently my housework *chuckles*.

No, No and No to Snap chat!!

Okay, goes and downloads Snap chat.


Seriously, I am NOT going to download snapchat, but I will make sure to go in my bathroom and take a few selfies into the mirror for the person who asked *smiles*.

Sidenote: I did download it once, and you can’t save pictures even, that’s dumb right, what if I take like the BEST selfie ever, my kids are like “oh you can screen shot it” What, Huh? Screen shot to save a pic. Sounds way to complicated and kind of lame to me. *uninstalled*.




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