Where's My Xanax?

~6-1-2015~

Today’s Monday Mantra:

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Happy Monday, Have a Super Duper Week…~!!

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~Overly Overjoyed~

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A huge thank you to anyone and everyone who finds their way unto my page. Yesterday, I hit my most views. (204 in a day) and most comments. I know that is not huge to some, but it is huge to me. I really appreciate the followers, likes and comments. I know I am not supposed to care according to power bloggers. But I do. I write to write. But it’s nice to hear that people enjoy my insanity. I love it even more when you can relate to me. We all be some crazy mofo’s, huh? *giggles*.

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Next Goal 500 followers: So whore me, share me, follow me, like me, love me, just don’s show up on my door step, Seriously Don’t, Unless you bring the HOT heat guy with you *perks*.

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Okay, hold your applause and excitement and find me a tiara. I need a tiara *smiles*. I think I deserve one, Right? This is where you agree if you know whats good for you *glares and then chuckles*

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~Oh, The Excitement~

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Guess What?

50 blogs

That’s right I have written 50 blogs, well 52 now. I am truly excited~

I want to thank everyone for  taking the time to read my blogs!

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I hope they make you smile, chuckle, cry, wet your pants *giggles* contemplate and maybe even brighten a gloomy day!

Thank you for following, liking and commenting. I appreciate the kind words and the opinions.

Please share me with a friend, follow, you know get me around *smiles*.

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~I’m the Super Hero~

With Halloween only 11 days away and the fact that I now can’t sit behind this screen too long, too write long blogs, thanks to my bathroom cabinet *shrugs* at least for the next few days. Let’s have some fun. I am going to post some Halloween and other simple bloggger/follower blogs ?  I hope everyone get’s involved. Okay tonight’s entry will be “What the” Halloween candy you give out says about you!

Read the chart and meet me at the bottom…..~!!

What the Halloween Candy You Give Out Says About You

I am the super hero, woot woot, but yeah I could use a little time for what I deserve for myself, so I am definitely going over to the tycoons house, as I want the BIG candy bars. We all know the houses from year to year who give these out, shit, I write them down, just to make sure we hit those houses first, you do too, right? *chuckles*.

I avoid the houses that give out candy corn, smarties as they are just not my thing, I also hate the witch, who gives you a tooth brush, there is NOTHING fun about getting healthy shit and a toothbrush for Halloweeen, If your a dentist I can see that you may want to get your business logo on it and maybe get the word out, but man add a tycoon candy bar with it, or you just plain suck.

Pop rocks, Pixy Stixx, Reese’s, Fun Dip’s, Blow pops, Tootsie Rolls all good treats, I love the lil princess ring, those are fun, Getting pennies, Boooo, you also suck, go to the dollar tree and trade your pennies in and give us CANDY….! The other candy I could take or leave.

Bubble gum isn’t listed, BUT I love the soft bubble gum you get at Halloween that you want to swallow 3 seconds after eating. Love, Love, Love it!

So NOW it’s your turn, What candy do you give you and what does it say about you?

 

SIDENOTE: (graphic courtesy of ultimate coupons, I think they are also to blame for the extra “the” in the title *giggles*.

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~Twinkle Twinkle~

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I spent the day cleaning and decorating. Have I mentioned I hate decorating and I hate cleaning even more. I mean groups of 3, groups of 5. Themes, colors, Height, really can’t I just stack these 25 books here and yeah I’ll leave that cute prim shelf bare. Do you know how many times. I moved stuff around, only to then shove it in a drawer and not use it all. I am not sure about the rest of you but decorating sucks. I did re finish my kitchen table and four chairs by taking it from brown to black. Now that I enjoyed. I may have more paint on me then the table, but yeah it’s finished and looks pretty kick ass if you ask me.

Kitchen re finished…~

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Knick knacks added to small bathroom

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Long View of Bathroom!

Last week someone asked me to come decorate their house and by all means I will, give me a bottle of wine and I’ll decorate all right. Brings a stapler and some fun paper. “Staples paper to the walls”, wholla a new look. “Oh, how beautiful”. EVERYTHING looks good while drinking wine or whiskey or both. Well, If I decorate for her, she has no budget so you can then get whatever you want. Im on welfare budgeting. Which means I find stuff around the house and re decorate with it, paint it, antique it, whatever it takes to make it look good. candles everywhere. I could burn a house down or two with all the candles I have in my home.

Now that you saw a bit of my decorating, can you see why I get frustrated, no table cloth or centerpiece on table, nothing on the shelf as I cant find anything I like. I need to hit Hobby lobby, giggles.

I broke so many rules, NO groups of 3. I have a vase with flowers on my table  and its too high would not be good for sitting down and eating it would be in your way unless you sit across from each other as i have my seats in different. *basically* because Im cool….=)

Okay, so lets go with:

Top 10 reasons I will never be Martha Stewart.

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1. I don’t like jail.

2. I can’t fold hospital corner sheets, sorry but people who do, have way to much time on their hands and are VERY anal *just saying*.

3. Unless I have a measuring cup I don’t know 2/3 from 1/3. Martha don’t need a measuring cup *shrugs*.

4. I can’t make a decent flower arrangement to save my life, that’s why I call FTD to do my flower work. *smiles*.

5. She’s written some great decorating and living and cooking books. ( I cant even put recipes on a blog) *shrugs*.

6. I am not personal friends with Julia Child’s. Oh, I wish I was though! Bitches should invite me over. I can make some cupcakes.

7.These women drink wine and talk cooking. I can drink the wine, but yeah I don’t cook, Ill talk fish sticks?

8.Sweet Cream and Sour Cream are the same things right? LoL

9.I like to exercise. (Martha’s idea of exericse is sitting down with 3 scones and tea, yeah thats a workout, lol)

10. I still think she may be into chicks, sorry but I just do. *sighs*.

Well hats off to her, she has made her reign on the cooking and decorating world, even after a stint in prison, she is sill rockin and rollin.

Way To Go Martha…!!

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How I wish Martha would come pack my car

Show me how to organzie

Traveling blankies for the ride

Make a craft or maybe two, for the ride to sandmangoo

Looking up at the starts so bright, I see martha stewart, shes a shining light

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I’ll make fish sticks and drink from my home bar.

So I guess in fact you don’t have to pack my car.

But thanks for offering, your a dream, now run along and play with your pudding and cream.

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~Gratitude~

I really want to applaud everyone who takes the time on this site, to share their poems, writings, reviews, thoughts, feelings, insights, stories and everything in between. I have only been here a week, but I have read some of the most amazing heartfelt stories of my life. I have cried, from laughing so hard at the sarcastic, humorous and down right hilarious writings of a few. I have seen some of the most beautiful locations all around the world, from big cities to white sands beaches with crystal blue waters through the eyes of others. Something as simple as a photograph and a story from a trip you took with someone, takes me to another place. Gives me that opportunity to be somewhere else and be someone else if only for a moment. I step into your shoes and I dare to dream. Dream about another life, another time, another place, I live through your experiences and I thank you….~

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