Where's My Xanax?

~Thanksgiving, It Will Cost You~

on November 18, 2014

Here’s a little info no one really probably wanted to know, but yeah READ it anyway, lol.

Okay, I must comment on a few of these facts.

1. Delayed flights really? I fly out of CWA and I have yet to ever leave on time, EVER, so I can’t even imagine on or around the holidays *shrugs*.

2. 5-7 hours preparing Thanksgiving dinner, Golden Corral is looking better by the minute.

3. 400 calories in cup of stuffing is insane as it doesn’t even taste that great.

4. 21 million fires, I may have to make Thanksgiving dinner in my garage as I need a new one. Someone have matches? (Just kidding insurance company).

5. 30 miles of walking to burn off the average meal. I guess I’ll only have to take the taxi home from Golden Corral, that’s great news.

6. Is 16 lbs the average turkey and how many people will that typically feed? Anyone know?

7. Another reason I don’t have Thanksgiving dinner. If a turkey takes 4 hours and I want to eat at noon. I have to have that thing prepared and in the oven by 8 am. That is NOT happening anytime soon *chuckles*.

8. Mega Clog, is this in the kitchen or the bathroom? I am almost afraid to know? Just remember this when inviting all your relatives to Thanksgiving dinner, they will all be taking a dump in your bathroom *shrieks and giggles*.

Happy Turkey Facts!


9 responses to “~Thanksgiving, It Will Cost You~

  1. hideorgochic says:

    Wow — 30 miles to walk off a thanksgiving dinner! I’ll try to keep that in mind when I reach for my second serving!! πŸ™‚ http://hideorgochic.wordpress.com


  2. Golden Corral does have that chocolately fountain thing….

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  3. adminlmg says:

    There’s no Thanksgiving in Germany. But I’ll be eating a curry wurst at a friend’s Imbiss that day! πŸ˜„πŸ—πŸ›πŸ»

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