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~I Bet You Didn’t Know~

on November 12, 2014

15 days til Turkey Day. So today, you get 83 fun facts about Turkeys.

okay now I had to commentate a bit on some of these facts. 

The snood: It looks to me like saggy old man balls. (wait i have never seen old man balls) but this is what i would imagine they look like…*chuckles*

Turkeys can run up to 20mph, wow that’s fast, too bad a bullet travels much faster *sniff sniff for the turkeys*.

June is National Turkey lovers month, Really? I generally am eating hamburgers, brats and hots dogs, as its BBQ time aka summer…=)

The heaviest turkey weighed 86 lbs. Damn it may need a diet. That’s fat for something that is only 2 feet tall *ponders*.

Wow Turkeys can detect motion 100 yards away. I found me  some new yard security….Gobble Gobble Security and i dare you to run away, they run 20 mph, so good luck with that suckers *chuckles*.

Dang right Turkey consumption has went up by 108 %, since 1970. I was born in 70 and I like my turkey *licks my fingers*.

Turkey feathers were used to stabilize arrows. This one I am clueless too, It’s a native american thing *nods*.

28 days for a turkey egg to hatch, ok so thats the baby, how long til we can eat him?

Dang, 675 million pounds of turkeys are consumed each thanksgiving in the US.

Can you imagine how much mashed potatoes, corn, bread and desserts and gravy that is consumed?

Well it says 83 facts, but yeah I do know how to count and I only see 9.

The article lied, but hey much more thanksgiving and turkey day blogs coming, so don’t be sad…*hands you a kleenex* to wipe your tears.

(Graphics Courtesy of Pinterest)

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6 responses to “~I Bet You Didn’t Know~

  1. I don’t know what old man balls look like either, but if certain trends are.. ahem.. consistent.., I would guess they get smaller and wrinklier.

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  2. abodyofhope says:

    And what about the word “giblets” that come out of the inside of the turkey? Idk if I trust that. Too many balls references to do with a turkey…

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