Where's My Xanax?

~Friday Forecast~

on October 17, 2014

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Happy Friday Everyone, may you have tons of fun, lots of sex, amazing food and may you wake up with all your cash still in your wallet come Sunday. That’s if you have any left, after the the strippers, the midgets, the oil wrestling and “wow” what was that even?  *shrieks*. If you go to jail, that’s okay, it’s a safe place to stay *giggles*.  Seriously, if you do go to jail, Don’t call me, I’m not coming to get your ASS!

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8 responses to “~Friday Forecast~

  1. dodgysurfer says:

    I can see pigs flying over my house now.

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  2. dodgysurfer says:

    And by the way, I sent the rumbling dwarves packing because it’s politically incorrect. The dancing girls can stay though. It’s going to be a long weekend.

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  3. Jess says:

    If I go to jail I’m calling u! 😉 love ya! Hehe

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  4. Jess says:

    Ummm yeah in ND even lol 😉

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  5. I got rethink my schedule now. 😀

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  6. ikarlee says:

    Going to jail might be bad enough – but imagine if you were the person who had to rescue THIS couple: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-having-sex-sea-stuck-4455879

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