Where's My Xanax?

~Mom, I Gotta Poop~

on September 29, 2014

I’m getting ready to sit down and have a nice family dinner, you know the kind where you have slaved over the stove for hours ??

(Okay, we had Tacos and Tater Tots, lol)

Dinners done and I “yell” for the girls to come eat, they load up a plate and take it to anywhere in the house but by me. Pssh, I mean so much for family time, huh?

So instead of sitting by myself at the kitchen table, I drag a plate of food and a cold diet coke into the living room. I start eating when out of the blue my youngest daughter yells.

“Mom, I really gotta poop, then I’m gonna eat the rest of the tater tots”.

poop

Uhmm, okay?

Now had this been the first time she yelled out something like this, I would of just thought she didn’t want me to eat the rest of the tater tots. But this is not the first time as she tends to tell me often when she has to poop.

(You know when your child is like 3 this info is actually cute and encouraged) But she’s 13.

So this has me thinking, Why? So I run to Google, as Google will definitely have the answer, lol.

I google “Why do your kids tell you when they have to poop”

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http://wellnessmama.com/13023/poop-normal/

Uhmmmmmmmmm, LoL.

I got an entire page of similar posts. This is NOT really what I was looking for Google, thanks for answering my question, pfft.

I understand everyone poops *chuckles* but I guess the mystery will never be solved on why my daughter shares this info with me. I guess I could ask her, but as odd as it seems for her to tell me. I feel even odder asking her WHY.

Sidenote: I guess it’s a good thing I got the bathroom stocked with toilet paper, LoL.

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