Where's My Xanax?

“Seriously”

on September 24, 2014

Seriously, I need some Xanax today. Is it normal to want to strangle my kids…? Both of them, at the same time even, lol. Both girls are now home with pink eye, this just keeps getting better by the moment, ugh and they feel the need to scream and fight over the xbox. So like any good mom, I take the xbox away. Do you think that solved anything, nope, instead they start beating each other up. I mean really you both have pink eye, eww, quit touching each other, morons, lol sorry…~ Sometimes, this is really NOT what I signed up for. What happened to the white picket fence, me wearing a 1960’s dress and small heel and drinking a cocktail with my hair and makeup on in the middle of the afternoon and my perfect kids acting perfectly normal. You know the life where your dogs never pee on the floor, the lawn is always mowed (no pun intended) and your house is never a mess and smells like fresh baked cookies and your hubby rushes in with flowers and says “honey Im home”, instead im living a life some thing more like any housewives of whatever state or county and “the amytville horror” and when my ex to be comes in, he sounds and looks more like jack nicholson in ‘the shining” “HONEY, IM HOME” ….~!!

honey im home

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